whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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