I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize