Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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