Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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