is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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