Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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