I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
