69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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