"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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