I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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