I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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