I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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I'm passing your future prison.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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