she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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