Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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