love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
