Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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