somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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