Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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