Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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