sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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