just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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