My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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