Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Randomize
