That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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