This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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