Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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