Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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