Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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