Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
nutella sex= disaster
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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