I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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