it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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