I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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