Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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