Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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