I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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