you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize