oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she peed on how many people?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You took a bar mat shot.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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