you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
