are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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