is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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