i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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