Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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