Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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