Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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