Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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