and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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