but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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