i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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