Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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