Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
