Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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