hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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