my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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